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Orange County Pct. 4 Constable Matt Ortego is offering a month-long Valentine’s Day special to give that extra special someone who’s too “hot” to handle exactly what they deserve for the holiday.
“Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest,” the Orange County Pct. 4 Constable’s Office offers.
“This Valentine’s Day special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious accommodations and professional glamour shots that will be posted online for all to enjoy,” Ortego shared. “This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner.” Breakfast is complimentary, as well – depending on when the guest of honor can make bail.
“We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don’t blame you. This special is too sweet to pass up. Operators are standing by!”
Ortego said all tips should be referred to (409) 833-TIPS (8477).